Anonymous said: i was blasting 'try me' while playing counter strike 1.6 today. how does that make you feel?
Yo- can you still get CS 1.6??? I thought only CS:S was around. This is great news.
Anonymous said: This is justin sane, thank you for saying my band isn't corny
Don’t put words in my mouth.
taylorsummerfield said: Parmesan or Crushed red peppers on your pizza?
Multiple times in my life at pizza shops, the top of the red pepper container has fallen off while applying it, coating my entire pizza slice(s) in crushed red pepper. Like 1/4 of an inch worth, and I’ve still eaten it.
I feel this. Sometimes I pull this prank on myself. My dad tried to pull this on me when I was a kid and all it did was empty the house of pepper flakes and annoy my mom.
Anonymous said: Hans, I don't think you're a bad person - but a lonely, wretched one. I hope you achieve your funny body and are happy one day. I hope I'm not in your predicament when I'm 30+ years old.
Ah, yes. My predicament.
That predicament where I’ve been to 29 countries and 48 states, roughly a 1/3rd of the world and counting? The one where I’ve slept with 68 human beings and found meaning and knowledge with every one? Oh, yeah, that predicament where I not only founded, but wrote close to 100 songs for a still-relevant, popular, great band. Or maybe that time where I accrued all my life knowledge and wisdom into a hilarious, oftentimes tragic but never-not-my-fault interesting life where I have almost full control of my destiny? Ya know, maybe it’s the fact that I get paid for my hard work, have a corner office with a fireplace and still manage to strike such a keen work/life balance that I basically can do anything I want within reason? A life where I still manage to find time to laugh hysterically every goddamn day, do goofy shit and be myself. Every day. THANK YOU for not thinking I’m a bad person. Don’t know what I would have done if you did.
I feel your pain, though. I was in your predicament when I was 13. -Hans